Hey guys

First things first, I could NEVER sit at the same dinner table as Chistiano Ronaldo for a very logical and totally fair reason. I’m sorry but with an ego that big, where would the other guests fit? He he he :-) I am a Portuguese soccer fan but I don’t think he’ll be getting an invite from me any time soon …

The second person I wouldn’t want to eat with is Popeye. I like spinach but THAT much is just overkill! I would not like to have Paris Hilton around my dinner tale, for the fear that she may cause even more public humiliation for herself. I doubt the conversation would be constructive or worthwhile, and I wouldn’t know whether the food was too spicy or whether “that’s hot” was referring to her fondness for something else. Who knows? Who actually cares?

I would never want the Head of the ANC youth league to sit around my table. To joke about killing people for the sake of Jacob Zuma is uncalled for and very worrying. We need politicians to make the world a better place, not cause unrest with violent threats.

The fourth person who I could never have at my dinner table would be Robert Mugabe because his tyrannous ways have caused enough pain and turmoil. Breaking bread with him would not be morally fair to the many people who have suffered under his leadership. Enough said.

The final person that will never be receiving an invite to dinner with me is Martha Stewart. Having a felon at the dinner table would be bad enough, never mind one who would criticise and compare my prepared meal to one of her red hot hors devours! Sorry Martha …

Cheers!

Ash