As I said in my interview for the HIP2B² magazine, my favourite invention would definitely have to be fudge! Now, I know that most people wouldn’t exactly consider fudge to be an invention, because it’s not really technology or anything. But let me ask you this: who exactly decided, “Hey, you know, I’ll just pull those pink dangly things on the bottom of that cow, and mix whatever comes out with some sweet stuff from those plants over there, over a fire, and eat whatever it makes”? So therefore somebody must have invented it, right?

Fudge is my favourite invention because it has got to be one of the most delicious foods in existence. It’s so sweet and creamy, and when you put it in your mouth, it immediately melts and leaves you feeling blissful and content. Or that’s how I feel, at any rate!

The problem with this bite-sized piece of heaven is that it’s really difficult to make! You have to stir all the ingredients for nearly an hour, non-stop, on a very high temperature. And, because of the heat, you’ve got to be careful not to burn yourself. Once, when I was pouring the fudge, my wrist touched the bottom of the pot, burning off all of the skin! Not fun! I’ve still got the scar, and that happened 3 years ago! Also, if you get hot fudge on your skin, it sticks, so if you try to pull it off, the rest of your skin comes off too! That happened to me the other day, and the blisters still healing.

But apart from the grievous bodily injury involved with its production, fudge really is the best thing ever to have happened to humankind! 