Laugh out loud…with science!

Published on August 25th, 2011
Laugh out loud...with science!

Science is no laughing matter, but these jokes sure do provide some comic relief.

Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!” The other says, “Are you sure??” “Yes, I’m positive!”

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, “For you, No Charge!”

Why is electricity so dangerous?
Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself properly.

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Pic credit: CannonGod

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